D.I.Y.

D.I.Y. by Paul Vanzella

D.I.Y.

D.I.Y. is one of ‘those’ skill sets. Either you can indeed do it yourself or you best get someone else to do it! MissT has always struggled with the practical self help stuff, just looking at a car engine results in the breaking a fingernail and getting covered in oil. Her one foray into carpentry turned into an voyage of discovery as she searched for a right angle and found only wrong angles and blisters. But our girl is plucky and never one to give up. Today she’s going to hang this lovely picture she bougth from RedBubble. See her prepare…
Steel toecapped high heels just in case… check!
Protective leopard print dressing gown… check!
Identify wall… check.
Practice swing with hammer… youch!

text by the talented Andrew Walker

model, the luscious MissT

D.I.Y. belongs to the following groups:

Pinup
  • Barry W King

    Barry W King, 4 months ago

    beautiful photo Paul…LOVE it

  • Headcrime

    Headcrime, 4 months ago

    Great work!

  • Simon Muirhead

    Simon Muirhead, 4 months ago

    wow!..it almost looks surreal to me

  • RavenSoul

    RavenSoul, 4 months ago

    Love the determined pout! Sexy gal! Great treatment here Paul!

  • Natalie Perkins

    Natalie Perkins, 4 months ago

    I love this like you could never understand!!!!
    Her hair has a real Jill Greenberg feel too :D

  • AllyL

    AllyL, 4 months ago

    Wow! Ouch never looked so sexy :)

    Wonderful collaboration you three !

  • Nala

    Nala, 4 months ago

    Paul what can i say that i have not in the past as always so beautiful and clever . . . . i love your work . . thank you Miss T also

    Keep it up and as always you are fantastic

  • John Conway

    John Conway, 4 months ago

    those tones and colours are a PV signature mark to me and they work well to set off MissT

    classy work Paul (and MissT)

  • Rhys Jones

    Rhys Jones, 4 months ago

    Awesome tones, great pose. Clever as always

  • Carlos Teófilo

    Carlos Teófilo, 4 months ago

    Simply fantastic. Congratulations Paul.

  • Meach

    Meach, 4 months ago

    You can’t do DIY without a high visibility vest on – where’s her vest?
    Health and Safety on Red Bubble is seriously neglected.
    On the plus side she’s obviously coned off her chest.

  • Adriana Glackin

    Adriana Glackin, 4 months ago

    Vey beautiful image, I love the costume and props – and the narrative really gives it another twist! : )

  • karen Bradshaw

    karen Bradshaw, 4 months ago

    love it xxx

  • bodymechanic

    bodymechanic, 4 months ago

    luv it!!

  • Kelly McGill

    Kelly McGill, 4 months ago

    What a stunning image, matched with a divine model!! I am suitably impressed!!

  • Sandra Chung

    Sandra Chung, 4 months ago

    LOL! That is great!

  • David Harris

    David Harris, 4 months ago

    Great work Paul! Love the treatment! I can see a series out of this!!!

  • tarsel

    tarsel, 4 months ago

    Very impressive…...!!

  • Mark Richards

    Mark Richards, 4 months ago

    Excellent work Paul! Fantastic tones and colours, great model!

  • John Robb

    John Robb, 4 months ago

    Sheesh I never see that in Bunnings :-)

  • Barssel

    Barssel, 4 months ago

    Marvelous image…........pose and narrative create a story in a single frame.

  • Krisso

    Krisso, 4 months ago

    Great shot Paul. I love your lighting, and your model…. Perfect!

  • butchart

    butchart, 4 months ago

    this has it all paul….. always the perfect light… with the addition of wit and wonderful story… i love the staging…. the hands behind the glass,,,, the row of cups on the half wall… the canvas turned backwords so as not to detract from the subject….......... just great work….........b

  • Peter Zentjens

    Peter Zentjens, 4 months ago

    Cool pin-up shot Paul, nice touch of humor.

  • Darryl A

    Darryl A, 4 months ago

    Great shot Paul. Really genre-iffic!

  • velveteagle

    velveteagle, 4 months ago

    You take pain and pleasure to a new height…

  • billyboy

    billyboy, 4 months ago

    Paul, she may have the hammer, but you nailed this!
    Love your tones working, as usual, together in one direction, and how you get that Vanzella`d quality of lighting is still a mystery to me… but what it does to her skin tones is enormous, especially her amazing stockinged legs. She`s got that massive Dawn French variety of sexuality that you`ve done such a great job of capturing for us to wallow in… this is one luscious image of a whole lotta Miss T!

  • Nicole Goggins

    Nicole Goggins, 4 months ago

    wow you model is stunning!!! love your work – awesome processing!!!

  • Kristal Blanco

    Kristal Blanco, 4 months ago

    this is a revenge for all chubby women!!!! To be a model for your artwork is our secret dream…
    -
    Kristal

  • orourke

    orourke, 4 months ago

    great image paul

  • aglaia b

    aglaia b, 4 months ago

    oh man, this is so bloody good.
    sensational collaboration! ;-) xox

  • aglaia b

    aglaia b, 4 months ago

    hellfire

  • dreadfulbride

    dreadfulbride, 4 months ago

    Damn!

  • Franklin Lindsey

    Franklin Lindsey, 4 months ago

    Although she’s not my fantasy girl…lol, Again Paul you mastered the shimmering light details from the floor on up putting your trademark, and style unmistakable stamp on it. Nice work my friend.

  • Louise Cooke

    Louise Cooke, 4 months ago

    lol! So funny, yet I stopped laughing very quickly while I spun out at the amazing work you’ve done here. The lighting is to die for and again those gorgeous tones. Superb!

  • Rhana Griffin

    Rhana Griffin, 4 months ago

    The image in and of itself is incredible, however what makes this one for me is your description… Priceless!

  • budrfli

    budrfli, 4 months ago

    As always your classic treatment rocks…
    but, hewy whatcha doing in my living room ! heh heh he!

  • amorspainter

    amorspainter, 4 months ago

    beautifull work paul

  • tomg

    tomg, 4 months ago

    Superb, you just soooo want to assist the poor helpless thing

  • peterhoenderdos

    peterhoenderdos, 4 months ago

    ooh wow. I like to d her myself

  • RMBuilders

    RMBuilders, 4 months ago

    great photo amazing

  • Nicolas Rix

    Nicolas Rix, 4 months ago

    This is awesome! wow

  • Paul Tupman

    Paul Tupman, 4 months ago

    I know I may get slammed for this comment by some women, but this is like a throw back to the 1950s.. only the unfortunate Miss T has picked up her husbands D.I.Y. manual instead of the Good Housewife Guide! 10 out of 10 for trying though Miss T!
    Great concept again Paul and I love the styling of this.

  • Scott Ruhs

    Scott Ruhs, 4 months ago

    Great vintage feel to this. Norman Rockwell meets Hugh Hefner.

  • vincent bruno

    vincent bruno, 4 months ago

    fantastic work as usual! love this one

  • Mark Ross

    Mark Ross, 4 months ago

    A very smart pinup shot Mr. V. If cloning were now available you could be a f/t graphic designer and a f/t fashion/beauty photographer, you’re work is that good! You could work out of Collingwood and New York all at the same time. Kidding aside, this is a very tasty glamour shot. Very well pulled off, tastefully coy and cute. Nice going Paul!

  • Heather  Rivet  IPA

    Heather Rivet..., 4 months ago

    you are so brilliant with your glamor shots…outstanding work Paul!!

  • Darren Burdell

    Darren Burdell, 4 months ago

    Sensational work, love the surreal smoothness of the tones.

  • greenpeg

    greenpeg, 4 months ago

    fantastic image and work there paul…...........

  • Henk Stolk

    Henk Stolk, 4 months ago

    another wonderful frame, so much story in this

  • Janice  Windle

    Janice Windle, 4 months ago

    Ha ha Ha ! Porn mag meets Beryl Cook! love it!

  • Mark Peterson

    Mark Peterson, 4 months ago

    Very nice work!

  • cdwork

    cdwork, 4 months ago

    Apart from your superb tonal range and wonderful clarity, the thing I most like about this image is that it portrays a helpless woman, poor me type scenario but the ways she holds the hammer looks like she knows how to use it!

  • Peta Ridley

    Peta Ridley, 4 months ago

    Wow…love the image – sexy! Love Miss T – divine! And love your post work – you have such a talent with the way you grade your images Mr V…

    One of these days, if we happen to be in the same city / country, I insist that you photograph me…I want to be Vanzella’d too!

  • JanG

    JanG, 4 months ago

    Absolutely delightful! Laugh-outloud story, beautiful model, wonderful 50’s look to it all, and such great color tones, as always. Love it!

  • Mundy Hackett

    Mundy Hackett, 4 months ago

    Excellent vision

  • JimFilmer

    JimFilmer, 4 months ago

    so cool Paul… great muted/subtle background colours and excellent lighting/shadows…. and a most gorgeous model

  • Mel Brackstone

    Mel Brackstone, 4 months ago

    Wow, I sure hope you can include Andrews commentary as a part of this package! What a magnificent piece of absurdity, such wonderful elements all coming together perfectly! I think this is one of your best, Paul!

  • Joanne A. Bradley

    Joanne A. Bradley, 4 months ago

    You do these compositions so well! Outstanding! I love this subject and this campy style!

  • Alf Caruana

    Alf Caruana, 4 months ago

    Paul this work is outstanding! your masterful employment of your style has created another delightful composition

  • Paul Louis Villani

    Paul Louis Vil..., 4 months ago

    Love the playfulness of this image!
    Her pose and expression are priceless, so is your post prod and accompanying text! :D

  • GLAMAZON

    GLAMAZON, 4 months ago

    Scrum – diddly – um – shus! Love this.

  • Douzy

    Douzy, 4 months ago

    Absolutely love the humourous twist you gave to your usual masterful photography/composition/processing. Superb!

  • Gerijuliaj

    Gerijuliaj, 4 months ago

    Great idea brilliantly executed…your lighting and post processing is as always perfect and the witty description made me LOL!

  • Faith Hunter

    Faith Hunter, 4 months ago

    Great shot AND copy. Congratulations to all three of you!

  • Adrian Donoghue

    Adrian Donoghue, 4 months ago

    This is such a quirky and fun shot Paul, makes me smile to look at it, what an expression on Miss T’s face!!, processed to perfection, love the colours. Definitely one of your best, brilliant text as well.

  • jlynn

    jlynn, 4 months ago

    Fabulously Fun!!!

  • ltruskett

    ltruskett, 4 months ago

    She is so stunning ….................... how you could make her look any better is beyond me….........but you did…...............this rocks Paul.

  • Kyra  Webb

    Kyra Webb, 4 months ago

    Miss T is gorgeous :)

  • Jodie Johnson

    Jodie Johnson, 4 months ago

    Oh my god, you are amazing yet again. your effects are superlative! And she looks pretty good too!!

  • SelinaEM

    SelinaEM, 4 months ago

    Miss T you are a classic beauty…with a wonderful cheekiness…Fantastically executed Paul….Stunning light and effects…

  • Anette Tyler

    Anette Tyler, 4 months ago

    Perfect. Very cool work

  • Jean M. Laffitau

    Jean M. Laffitau, 4 months ago

    Cooooool, great image and what a marvellous model!!

  • Robyn Lakeman

    Robyn Lakeman, 4 months ago

    Poor Miss T :( You really feel for her. What a fantastic image Paul, love the processing and the comp. Miss T is an awesome model for sure

  • Teer  Wayde

    Teer Wayde, 4 months ago

    I can use a hammer – just look at the out-takes and the evil look on my face :P

  • izzybeth

    izzybeth, 4 months ago

    Beautiful.

  • t1nyskert

    t1nyskert, 4 months ago

    damn i wish i had a fuller figure like this beautiful lady…sexy as hell…and playing on stereotypical image….brilliant…funny how guys can fall for the (i’m a helpless woman scenario)

  • MKWhite

    MKWhite, 4 months ago

    Another amazing image from an amazing artist. Great job Paul :)

  • Michelle Avery

    Michelle Avery, 4 months ago

    I love this. She totally reminds me of myself! The glam DIYer….

  • Trudi ~

    Trudi ~, 4 months ago

    Think you better go and help her Paul ! looks like she needs it kissed better! beautifully composed and shot,lovely work

  • Jeff  Burns

    Jeff Burns, 4 months ago

    Awesome tones and I love the title this is fantastic Paul
    brilliant work once again

  • mstrace

    mstrace, 4 months ago

    So, I have this thing with animal print, right? A love affair spanning 20 years! Obviously that is the first thing that caught my eye. But then you’ve got the thumb, hammer, sheer knee high stockings, pouty expression, red nails and dark red lips and its a hot, hot, HOT version of a modern day pin-up. I am beyond happy that you chose a beautiful woman with curves, not some skinny rib-cage-baring-concave-tummy bony ass model that wouldn’t consider lifting a hammer to save her bony little butt (cheeky grin).

    As a single girl who owns her own home, I find it dead sexy to do mundane chores around the house in my sexy underthings. Even though nobody sees me but me! It still feels great to do it and this image conjures that whole vibe up for me in visual form.

  • frogster

    frogster, 4 months ago

    Wonderful work on this

  • Steve Chapple

    Steve Chapple, 4 months ago

    So clever, your artworks always have a message and speak! Great work again!

  • nixa

    nixa, 4 months ago

    Once again amazing! Miss T can really put it out!

  • helmutk

    helmutk, 4 months ago

    Sensetional image great work

  • MuscularTeeth

    MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler, 4 months ago

    wow paul, you struck gold again. love that hammer. maxwelline’s normal hammer.

  • J.K. York

    J.K. York, 4 months ago

    a master at work. MissT is dolled-up deliciously. bravo on set up and execution.

  • Ted Byrne

    Ted Byrne, 4 months ago

    And you found the reclusive Betty Page just exactly where? Hmmm…. yes there is a sort of classic problem here when the kept-woman kind of relaxes her eating habits, well the helpless act doesn’t seem quit so, um, cute… huh? She’s either got to learn to once again count calories or get a book on carpentry.

    You’re like weird meeting between Norman Rockwell and R. Crumb…. LOVVIT!

  • Paul Vanzella

    Paul Vanzellaworks here in reply to Ted Byrne’s comment, 4 months ago

    again, your comment blows me away… thank you so much for your kind words… this is a classic sumamtion, Rockwell and Crumb – I LOVE IT! Thank you!

  • Jake Easley

    Jake Easley, 4 months ago

    AYKM!
    The only thing missing is the nail on the floor. Grrreat!!

  • Jayne Logan

    Jayne Logan, 4 months ago

    smashing shot

  • Cathleen Tarawhiti

    Cathleen Taraw..., 4 months ago

    A least she’s giving it a go. Miss T is fabulous, looking forward to seeing more of her and your treatment one again Paul… yum.

  • sunism

    sunism, 3 months ago

    Wicked portrait

  • Shanina Conway

    Shanina Conway, 3 months ago

    Fantastic , just amazing execution, styling and the model is gorgeous;)

  • Rhys McDonald

    Rhys McDonald, 3 months ago

    freakin’ sexy much…Well done Paul, and well done Teer

  • Imber

    Imber, 3 months ago

    This is amazing, you are truly talented. Strong image!!!

  • Rosina  Lamberti

    Rosina Lamberti, 3 months ago

    This is wonderful!

  • LauraHartley

    LauraHartley, 3 months ago

    This poor baby requires a stud finder for the right placement. Oh wait – she’s at YOUR page – it seems she’s already found one! Fantastic scenario and saucy model to illustrate this!

  • SSGT

    SSGT, 3 months ago

    this shot is so hot, love it, great pic.

  • jhartley

    jhartley, 2 months ago

    my God…this is, she is beautiful! perhaps the most perfectly constructed ever..

  • Paul Vanzella

    Paul Vanzellaworks here in reply to jhartley’s comment, 2 months ago

    thanks a whole lot jh – she does command your attention – love it that you love!

  • PolarityPhoto

    PolarityPhoto, 2 months ago

    Fantastic Execution.
    Divine lighting.
    Perfect Posing.
    The expression is ideal.
    What an amazing capture!
    Great work!

  • Paul Vanzella

    Paul Vanzellaworks here in reply to PolarityPhoto’s comment, 2 months ago

    thanks so much PP – yes MissT is so convincing here… thank you for great comment!

  • ~Angel Warda~

    ~Angel Warda~, 2 months ago

    Excellent!!!!

  • SURYADI MAX

    SURYADI MAX, about 1 month ago

    beautiful image.

  • Marco Recuero

    Marco Recuero, about 1 month ago

    una foto impresionante, me encantan las PinUps

  • kaberoo

    kaberoo, about 1 month ago

    lovely innovative take on the genre

  • ~ Butterfly ~

    ~ Butterfly ~, 27 days ago

    Georgeous !! :0)

  • syd baker

    syd baker, 21 days ago

    Aw, let me help with that, and, and, stuff….........

  • Kai-Marie Williams

    Kai-Marie Will..., 16 days ago

    incredible image, gorgeous model. brilliant

  • Ash Sivils

    Ash Sivils, 15 days ago

    What I love is that you use beautiful
    women in your work but they are full figured.
    I like the curves – one day I shall have some ;)

  • Rayven

    Rayven, 10 days ago

    what media is this?

  • Paul Vanzella

    Paul Vanzellaworks here in reply to Rayven’s comment, 9 days ago

    Photography and totally apinted over it digitally as a final file…
    : ))

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